fearbehindasmile:

yourbestfriendmissy:

Smirking Missy clapped her hands and called all the humans to the Hallway.
“Dearies, your Mistress has had fun, but the doctor is here now, you are all dismissed. Go home, forget about this place and tell everyone about the little green alien that was researching earth and what it’s like to live here. Thank you.” She addressed them, making eye contact with each and every person.

Once all the humans turned and started to leave, the TimeLady turned back to the other TimeLord.
“What I was thinking, was that I was lonely and I wanted my best friend back… and what better way to attract his attention than a little bit of harmless chaos, involving aliens and kidnapped humans.”

This was not fun at all—— this was OPPOSITE of fun. The doctor huffed, urging to whine about this like some childish man who was secretly needing some excitement, and when this kind of thing was happening, he eagerly jumped onto the wagon and wanted to help people, the usual thing that he would do even though he told his companions that he wouldn’t stick into other people’s affairs. That was a lie; rule one. The doctor lies.

“Don’t give them false information! A little green alien? No one is going to believe that.” He definitely whined about them whilst watching the humans leave. It was good that they’re going back to their families. “…You know, when most people are lonely, they would hit up on the internet and go to a dating website or some kind of human bonding thingy, you know, those sort of things. And I’m not your best friend, on the other hand, you did do a good job attracting my attention. If this ever happens again, and I’m not saying this so this could happen again or even suggesting such actions because I’m not like that, I’m not here for fun and games, but could you perhaps make next time more funnier with lots of puzzles?”

Missy tutted.
“Was finding me not fun enough? For your record, My name is Missy, Short for The Mistress. I personally never thought you could become even more of an idiot since our academy days.” She rolled her eyes.

The TimeLady sighed and walked into the next room, signaling for him to follow.
“I didn’t attract you here for fun and games Doctor, and if you complain anymore, I’ll just kill some humans instead… I was trying to be good…”

She sat down on one of the seats around a table.
“My Tardis is Dying, I can’t travel in it and I was lonely, that’s all of my reasons… Would you like some tea?” she asked lifting up the pot.

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

tooxoldandtired:

“What do you think?” the Doctor had returned, hands spread a little from his sides, a smile on his face. 

Missy blinked and then laughed.

“Talk about Da-Ja-Vu” she Grinned.
“I think it looks great on you, it also reminds me a little bit of what your third self would wear. Perhaps you could try purple on a different day, then we can match.” Missy winked.

“Don’t believe that I have anything in purple…” he shrugged, making a mental note to check the next chance he got, “So, what is our heading?” he asked, striding around to look over the controls.

“I was thinking, how about a Human colony, in the future? I’m not quite sure what we would do, but we could either take over the planet, terrorize them, cause a war to happen with some higher species, or just kill them all.” She shrugged. 

tooxoldandtired:

“What do you think?” the Doctor had returned, hands spread a little from his sides, a smile on his face. 

Missy blinked and then laughed.

“Talk about Da-Ja-Vu” she Grinned.
“I think it looks great on you, it also reminds me a little bit of what your third self would wear. Perhaps you could try purple on a different day, then we can match.” Missy winked.

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

tooxoldandtired:

“You think? Maybe I should update my wardrobe a little,” he smiled at Missy as he passed inside, already removing his tie, “She’s all yours. I won’t be too long.”

“You could… you could try on a little bit of black as well…” she hummed walking up the ramp after him and crossed over to the console.

“Black with red lining… I kind of miss my last regeneration’s coat.”

“I will have to scour my wardrobe for something new,” he was beginning to feel sticky and disgusting, so he left the control room and made his way to the baths. He washed himself up, letting the hot water and the soap clear away the grime and stink of humans.

He found some clothes in his wardrobe, some in black and a few grays. He tried on a few before approving one, heading back to the control room.

After piloting the TARDIS into the Vortex, Missy was sitting on the pilot seat, with another cup of tea in her hand, thanks to the old girl.

She was humming a slight tune while she waited for him to return, one she had composed herself on her.

tooxoldandtired:

“You think? Maybe I should update my wardrobe a little,” he smiled at Missy as he passed inside, already removing his tie, “She’s all yours. I won’t be too long.”

“You could… you could try on a little bit of black as well…” she hummed walking up the ramp after him and crossed over to the console.

“Black with red lining… I kind of miss my last regeneration’s coat.”

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

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tooxoldandtired:

“I’d give it another ten or twenty minutes,” he leaned back in his seat, picking at the muffin. His attention was more focused upon the slow trickle of guards flowing from HQ.

Missy watched in comfortable silence, sipping at her tea.
The Doctor was right in saying it would be slightly boring…
But she had patience… she could wait.

Perhaps, after this, they could go and take over a human colony planet.
The humans were always the most fun to take over.

He leaned forward, watching the screens for a second, the smiled, “There they are. All guns and fear,” the Doctor laughed, pointing, “There is the head cock-robin, it seems.”

“I wonder how Kate is doing…” Missy mused not looking away from the screen.
She was letting the doctor take the lead on this one, Missy would take the next one. This was the Doctor’s revenge on UNIT after all.

“So, What now?” She looked over to him smiling.

The Doctor stood up, a crooked grin on his face, and he walked out of the room. He removed his long coat and laid it carefully on one of the coral-like pillars, removed his suit jacket, and rolled the sleeves of his shirt up before grabbing his screwdriver.

He stepped out of the TARDIS, “Miss me, boys?” he purred, laughing as they fired, the bullets hitting the force-field. A quick activation of his sonic rendered the guns useless. Another buzz and the force field expanded, enveloping the men. A third click kept them from running.

“Any last requests?” he asked before he started on them, their screams and pleas for mercy soon cut off by gurgling and silence.

Missy followed after him, watching him as he took the coat and jacket off and then leaned against the door frame, transfixed.
She couldn’t take her eyes off of him, it was mesmerizing.
The screams and pleas for mercy were like music, making her grin widen.

Anyone looking at her would think she was insane…
Tho they wouldn’t be far off.

“Well now~ That was something.” She said to him, feeling a little breathless from such a display of power. Missy was now very disappointed that he turned back to being goody-goody in the future.

He wiped the blood from his face before he turned, bowing to Missy, “I feel much better now. Though, I will have to take a rather long bath to scrub the stench of human from my skin,” he grumbled, “And these clothes are ruined.”

He shrugged his shoulders, walking back up to the TARDIS, leaving the mangled remains of the UNIT soldiers to be picked over by the crows.

She gave him a fond smile.
“Hmm, Red is a really nice color on you and perhaps you should have changed your clothes, then again, I assume you have multiple suits. I know I have my many dresses.” 

The TimeLady moved to let him inside.
“Why don’t you go get cleaned up and I’ll pilot the TARDIS into the vortex.”

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

tooxoldandtired:

“I’d give it another ten or twenty minutes,” he leaned back in his seat, picking at the muffin. His attention was more focused upon the slow trickle of guards flowing from HQ.

Missy watched in comfortable silence, sipping at her tea.
The Doctor was right in saying it would be slightly boring…
But she had patience… she could wait.

Perhaps, after this, they could go and take over a human colony planet.
The humans were always the most fun to take over.

He leaned forward, watching the screens for a second, the smiled, “There they are. All guns and fear,” the Doctor laughed, pointing, “There is the head cock-robin, it seems.”

“I wonder how Kate is doing…” Missy mused not looking away from the screen.
She was letting the doctor take the lead on this one, Missy would take the next one. This was the Doctor’s revenge on UNIT after all.

“So, What now?” She looked over to him smiling.

The Doctor stood up, a crooked grin on his face, and he walked out of the room. He removed his long coat and laid it carefully on one of the coral-like pillars, removed his suit jacket, and rolled the sleeves of his shirt up before grabbing his screwdriver.

He stepped out of the TARDIS, “Miss me, boys?” he purred, laughing as they fired, the bullets hitting the force-field. A quick activation of his sonic rendered the guns useless. Another buzz and the force field expanded, enveloping the men. A third click kept them from running.

“Any last requests?” he asked before he started on them, their screams and pleas for mercy soon cut off by gurgling and silence.

Missy followed after him, watching him as he took the coat and jacket off and then leaned against the door frame, transfixed.
She couldn’t take her eyes off of him, it was mesmerizing.
The screams and pleas for mercy were like music, making her grin widen.

Anyone looking at her would think she was insane…
Tho they wouldn’t be far off.

“Well now~ That was something.” She said to him, feeling a little breathless from such a display of power. Missy was now very disappointed that he turned back to being goody-goody in the future.

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yourbestfriendmissy:

It was in times like these, when the loneliness snuck up on her, that she would decide to search for the doctor.

She decided to create a little bit of harmless chaos – nothing deadly or she would end up getting a proper ear-lashing from the other TimeLord – just a few people harmlessly kidnapped here and there, making it seem like they were beamed up by aliens when in reality it was just a transmat.

The 20-plus people that she had Kidnapped, had been put under hypnosis as Butlers and Maids, to work in her large Victorian Estate and would be released once the Doctor came and found her.

“Hmm, I wonder if he’s even arrived on Earth yet…”

The Doctor was under the console of the TARDIS. Since having to wipe Donna’s mind of any trace of him and taking her home, he had hardly been back to Earth. He had been travelling around, but it was mostly different planets. He wasn’t going to risk taking anyone else traveling him. It hadn’t worked out for him in the past. Martha went home, Rose got trapped in a parallel world, before coming back and then ending up there again, and more recently, Donna had no memory of him at all. He couldn’t ruin anyone else’s life like that. This is what he did now when he wasn’t running around a planet. He would be somewhere in the TARDIS or under the console fixing something that didn’t even need to be fixed at all. 

The Doctor was just getting to his feet when the TARDIS started taking him somewhere. It knocked him off his feet and fell back to the floor. “What are you doing?” He said as he pulled himself up to the console. “I haven’t even told you to go anywhere.” The Doctor told him. He grabbed his brown pinstripe suit jacket and put it on as he looked at the console. That wasn’t telling him anything. He sighed. “I’m not in the mood for this.” He told the TARDIS. When the TARDIS landed, he looked over towards the door. Should be even go out there? Sighing, he pulled his coat around him and headed out side. Looking around, he frowned, he didn’t recognize this place. He headed towards the building.

Missy didn’t need anyone to tell her that the doctor had arrived.
The sound of the TARDIS was all it took, for her to stand up and start ordering her hypnotized staff to make tea and for the doctor to be brought to the Tea room.

She knew he wouldn’t recognize her at first.
But that was what she loved the most.
The game was much more interesting when she had the upper hand.

tooxoldandtired:

yourbestfriendmissy:

tooxoldandtired:

“I’d give it another ten or twenty minutes,” he leaned back in his seat, picking at the muffin. His attention was more focused upon the slow trickle of guards flowing from HQ.

Missy watched in comfortable silence, sipping at her tea.
The Doctor was right in saying it would be slightly boring…
But she had patience… she could wait.

Perhaps, after this, they could go and take over a human colony planet.
The humans were always the most fun to take over.

He leaned forward, watching the screens for a second, the smiled, “There they are. All guns and fear,” the Doctor laughed, pointing, “There is the head cock-robin, it seems.”

“I wonder how Kate is doing…” Missy mused not looking away from the screen.
She was letting the doctor take the lead on this one, Missy would take the next one. This was the Doctor’s revenge on UNIT after all.

“So, What now?” She looked over to him smiling.

tooxoldandtired:

“I’d give it another ten or twenty minutes,” he leaned back in his seat, picking at the muffin. His attention was more focused upon the slow trickle of guards flowing from HQ.

Missy watched in comfortable silence, sipping at her tea.
The Doctor was right in saying it would be slightly boring…
But she had patience… she could wait.

Perhaps, after this, they could go and take over a human colony planet.
The humans were always the most fun to take over.