‘My neighbour just said we looked alike and I thought it was exaggeration but holy ducks we’re literally identical’ AU
‘Hey stranger I noticed we look too much alike and basically please let me take pictures with you to confuse my friends/family’ AU
‘I just saw a picture of you on my friend’s social media and holy fish sticks are we clones?’ AU
Muse A accidentally discovers they can step through mirrors. When they do so they find Muse B stood on the over side
Muse A is talking to themself in the mirror one day when their reflection, Muse B, starts talking back.
Muse A discovers time travel and ends up back in time, meeting their past self, Muse B
Muse A comes from the future and tries to stop Muse B making a mistake
Muse A travels back in time with instructions to kill their past self, Muse B
Muse A is a witch/wizard/mage and is practicing a spell which backfires and splits them in two. One muse is the good side of the personality and one the bad
Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):
✤ – Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ✥ – Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ✦ – Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ❉ – Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ❥ – Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ❦ – Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ❧ – Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ❃ – Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ❂ – Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ❁ – Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ❀ – BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please . ( add ‘ reverse ‘ to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .
[ order ] your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ] your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ] your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ] your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ] your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .
[ instruct ] your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .
[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .
[ direct ] your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ] your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ] your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .
[ answer ] your muse answering a question meant for mine .
[ coat ] your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ] your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .
[ stare ] your muse staring mine down .
[ placement ] your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .
[ patience ] your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ] your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .
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jewelry ] your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .
[ enough ] your muse commanding mine to stop talking .
[ retrieve ] your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ] your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together .
[ calm ] your muse telling mine to ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ] your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ] your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .
[ laces ] your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ] your muse telling mine to stay in the car .
[ defend ] your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them .
[ feed ] your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .
[ possessive ] your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .
“Was that the chance and hope that you mentioned, _____?”
“He even told _____ that Santa was just a cheap marketing ploy invented to sell Pepsi.”
“And was drop-kicking _____ into the manger really the best way to handle this?”
“Okay, that was not my fault. I was under the influence. All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.”
“I just–I didn’t want it ruined for the little kids.”
“But is this a war on Christmas, a war on over-political correctness or–”
“_____ bought a bunch of cookies at the store.”
“Thought you said you weren’t working over Christmas.”
“Yeah, my _____ is/are crawling out of the shallow end of the gene pool, so everyone’s/_____ a little on edge.”
“Tonight we’re making a Japanese snowflake tree or some crap.”
“I like snowflakes, but I like my plan a lot better.”
“Very enticing.”
“So where’s the ‘nog? I need to get merry.”
“Wow, looks like _____’s really enjoying my gravlax.”
“Hear what happened to Santa? Heard it on the news. His sleigh crashed in the Rockies. Shattered both his legs. Frostbite took care of his pain but not his hunger. So, to survive, he had to slaughter and eat his reindeer. Including Rudolph. ‘Ate’ tiny reindeer. Get it?”
“You know, they’re leaving right after Christmas, so we only have to survive another… three days.“ “
“They can see dust specks on Mars, but no one noticed a giant blizzard hurtling towards us.”
“There’s a snowman in our yard.”
“Roads are a nightmare.”
“_____ says hot chocolate makes everything better.
“Yeah, it’s under the tree next to your ties and underwear.”
“Global warming, my ass. Must be negative 20 out here.”
“What I wouldn’t give for a little Bing Crosby right about now.”
“You packed guns on Christmas.”
“See? A little sugar and a little spice… makes everything nice.”
“It’s damn near frostbite in under four minutes!”
“Sure, _____. Christmas on a pig farm.”
“Jesus was born in a barn!”
“And nothing bad’s gonna happen on Christmas, right?”
“Let’s get cozy on the couch.”
“And the angel said unto them– ‘fear not. For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy.’”
“Yeah, well, you know– _____ always gets a little weird around Christmas.”
“_____, get the fire extinguisher!”
“And for the first time, I didn’t wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away.”
“And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard, I got my wish.”
“Krampus came not to reward, but to punish.”
“But what if you’ve been good, like, all year? And you leave out milk and cookies and do everything else right?”
“I just wanna get these rewrapped for _____.”
“The mall doubles as an emergency shelter.”
“Well, a shepherd’s got to protect his/her flock.”
“Come up here and I’ll show you.”
“_____, I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies, so trust me when I say I can take it!”
“Get your gloves on.”
“I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be.”
“Thanks for making pancakes.”
“Hey, _____. We/I thought the sugarplum fairies may have gotten you.”
“I haven’t felt this hungover since the pope died.”
“Enough with the sappy crap. Let’s open up the presents.”
drapetxmaniia - The Urge to run away 