The Simm!master: you are darkolivegreen
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Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There’s no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is medium – You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t think the world can change for you and don’t want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people’s. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You’d rather get to the point than look for what’s good.

send me a ship: Simm + Dark!13

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(continued to refer to them as Koschei and Theta, for ease)

who is
more likely to hurt the other?

Theta’s
more likely to lash out in a burst of anger, likely blindly; she can lose track
of where and who she is in her rage, and forget those who matter most – meaning
she sometimes hurts them. It’s not something she’s ever done, because Koschei
is the one who most often talks her down from her rage, but it’s more possible.

who is
emotionally stronger?

Both
of them have been through enough that even surviving merits significant
emotional strength – he’s had the drums, and she’s had her own ordeals with the
Time Lords. And when they’re together, their strength compounds, and there’s
nothing in the cosmos that can stand in their way.

who is
physically stronger?

Koschei
– this is almost an idiosyncrasy, what with Theta’s disposition to lash out
when she’s irritated. This fact is usually illustrated when he decides to
tickle her, and she squirms like hell but can’t seem to get out of his grip (at
least not through brute force, on occasion she does pull a sneaky trick).

who is
more likely to break a bone?

Theta
– she’s prone to busting her knuckles when she decides to lash out at a wall
rather than another living being. Not to mention she’s much more reckless than
Koschei is; she’s either completely reckless
or completely, coldly rational; there’s no in between, it just depends what
head she has on.

who knows
best what to say to upset the other?

Both,
but they don’t like to lash out at each other using wars of words. When they
do, it’s mostly insults thrown both ways and reluctant apologies afterwards,
and they make it up in their…own kind of way.

who is
most likely to apologise first after an argument?

Theta.
She’s more able to rationalise what happened once she’s cooled her head, and
she’s less stubborn than Koschei in terms of apologies. He doesn’t apologise,
and she doesn’t like to, but she’ll do it first.

who treats
who’s wounds more often?

Koschei
tends to Theta’s knuckles when she splits them, breaks them, or bruises them,
in a rare show of his tender side.

who is in
constant need of comfort?

Koschei,
although Theta’s prone to liking it too.

who gets
more jealous?

Theta.
Koschei likes to flirt with others to get her fired up, because he likes the displays
that she makes, the firebrand that she is. But sometimes she will flirt with others
just to play him at his own game.

who’s most
likely to walk out on the other?

Koschei.
The best way to retaliate against Theta is to deprive her of company, and then
leave her with her own thoughts. Theta does it when she’s especially bitter, because
she knows how adversely it affects him to not have contact – and only when she
is angry is she willing to suffer for her retaliation, too.

who will
propose?

They’re
already married, but it’s Koschei who proposes they do the Gallifreyan
ceremony, because such an idea never crossed Theta’s mind.

who has
the most difficult parents?

They
both lack parents.

who
initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

Theta.

who hogs
the blankets?

Neither.
They curl up together in a little sushi roll of blankets.

who gets
more sad?

Koschei,
probably, only just.

who is
better at cheering the other up?

Theta;
because who can resist smiling when she smiles at you? Not Koschei, that’s for
sure.

who’s the
one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

Theta.
Koschei’s the one that makes all the bad puns.

who is
more streetwise?

Theta,
just barely, because she’s done more travelling.

who is
more wise?

Both.

who’s the
shyest?

Neither
of them are shy. AT ALL.

who boasts
about the other more?

Koschei
really, really likes to show off his wife to anyone who will listen about how great she is.

who sits
on who’s lap?

Theta
sits on Koschei’s lap, most of the time, anyway.

send me a ship: simm + 14

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who is
more likely to hurt the other?

Koschei. Fourteen couldn’t bear to hurt a fly, tbh; she loves people, and nature, like she’s appreciating it with whole new eyes.

who is
emotionally stronger?

Oh, Koschei, definitely. My smol Fourteen is an emotional mess a fair amount of the time, who needs to be genuinely steered in the direction of self-preservation, because she has no instinct for it at ALL.

who is
physically stronger?

Again – Koschei, although Fourteen COULD pack a punch if she wanted to, which she doesn’t. She’s much better at fights with words, rather than fists, and even then she’s not much keen.

who is
more likely to break a bone?

Fourteen. Honestly, she’s a walking liability most of the time, so you wonder how the hell this woman ever managed to learn to walk in heels.

who knows
best what to say to upset the other?

Koschei, although albeit that’s because it’s ridiculously easy to upset Fourteen.

who is
most likely to apologise first after an argument?

Fourteen. She’s full of apologies in a million different ways, all oddly Shakespearean, although the simple word ‘sorry’ spills out of her mouth often enough, too.

who treats
who’s wounds more often?

Koschei, because Fourteen’s so much more prone to incident. But when Koschei gets injured, nobody’s a more diligent and gentle carer than Fourteen. She’d probably make a good nurse, in a simpler life.

who is in
constant need of comfort?

Fourteen. She’s very receptive to physical touch as well as words of affection, and her incredible lack of self-confidence means she often needs validation in any form it can be given (even though this lack in confidence is nearly always hidden by her sunny exterior.)

who gets
more jealous?

Koschei. Fourteen’s lack of ego seems to entirely prevent her from experiencing jealousy. Were he to get with someone else, she’d likely just assume it was due to something she was lacking.

who’s most
likely to walk out on the other?

Koschei, simply because Fourteen would never do it; likely he got impatient with her more awkward demeanor, and how meek she can get at times.

who will
propose?

Fourteen. Probably in the most adorable, awkward little way that’s so hopeful that Koschei can’t say no.

who has
the most difficult parents?

Neither of them have any left, so…

who
initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

Koschei. If he doesn’t hold her hand he’s going to lose her, running off after the first pretty thing she sees. It does mean he gets practically dragged in her wake, but it’s better than losing her in a crowd, because he literally might never find her again with how quickly she moves from one thing to the next.

who hogs
the blankets?

Koschei. But Fourteen doesn’t mind, because she’s already considered this scenario, and she has so many spare blankets stockpiled in impossible places in the TARDIS that there’d be enough to make the best blanket fort the cosmos has ever seen. (She’s going to convince him to do that, someday. Spend a day just building a blanket fort. He’s not done it yet, because he’s convinced if they do they won’t get to snuggle ‘cause she’ll be too busy reading.)

who gets
more sad?

Fourteen. She gets incredibly down in the dumps, to the point she literally scrapes the bottom of the abyss, refusing to move from the bed or even speak. It’s best for Koschei to just lie in bed with her, and whisper sweet nothings in her ear until she perks up.

who is
better at cheering the other up?

Koschei. He knows just what to do to make her smile again after a hard day. It’s a procedure called, ‘buy the Doctor a new book and let her ramble about how wonderful the penmanship is, at least pretending to be interested.’ 

who’s the
one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

Both. They’re both equally prone to their wonderful, however silly, joking. Sometimes they’ll even appreciate each other’s bad joking and not do the playful slapping at all.

who is
more streetwise?

Koschei. Fourteen’s a danger to herself, much of the time, after all.

who is
more wise?

Fourteen – have you heard her speak? She speaks like a world-weary elderly man, like Dumbledore or someone. She’d say that’s because she is one, at heart.

who’s the
shyest?

Fourteen. She can get painfully awkward. She’s a woman who’s either painfully obtuse or painfully awkward.

who boasts
about the other more?

Koschei. He likes to boast about her intelligence to anyone who’ll listen.

who sits
on who’s lap?

Fourteen often settles on his lap. (And reads. Much to his disappointment, because he’d wanted attention.)