who is
more likely to hurt the other?
Koschei. Fourteen couldn’t bear to hurt a fly, tbh; she loves people, and nature, like she’s appreciating it with whole new eyes.
who is
emotionally stronger?
Oh, Koschei, definitely. My smol Fourteen is an emotional mess a fair amount of the time, who needs to be genuinely steered in the direction of self-preservation, because she has no instinct for it at ALL.
who is
physically stronger?
Again – Koschei, although Fourteen COULD pack a punch if she wanted to, which she doesn’t. She’s much better at fights with words, rather than fists, and even then she’s not much keen.
who is
more likely to break a bone?
Fourteen. Honestly, she’s a walking liability most of the time, so you wonder how the hell this woman ever managed to learn to walk in heels.
who knows
best what to say to upset the other?
Koschei, although albeit that’s because it’s ridiculously easy to upset Fourteen.
who is
most likely to apologise first after an argument?
Fourteen. She’s full of apologies in a million different ways, all oddly Shakespearean, although the simple word ‘sorry’ spills out of her mouth often enough, too.
who treats
who’s wounds more often?
Koschei, because Fourteen’s so much more prone to incident. But when Koschei gets injured, nobody’s a more diligent and gentle carer than Fourteen. She’d probably make a good nurse, in a simpler life.
who is in
constant need of comfort?
Fourteen. She’s very receptive to physical touch as well as words of affection, and her incredible lack of self-confidence means she often needs validation in any form it can be given (even though this lack in confidence is nearly always hidden by her sunny exterior.)
who gets
more jealous?
Koschei. Fourteen’s lack of ego seems to entirely prevent her from experiencing jealousy. Were he to get with someone else, she’d likely just assume it was due to something she was lacking.
who’s most
likely to walk out on the other?
Koschei, simply because Fourteen would never do it; likely he got impatient with her more awkward demeanor, and how meek she can get at times.
who will
propose?
Fourteen. Probably in the most adorable, awkward little way that’s so hopeful that Koschei can’t say no.
who has
the most difficult parents?
Neither of them have any left, so…
who
initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
Koschei. If he doesn’t hold her hand he’s going to lose her, running off after the first pretty thing she sees. It does mean he gets practically dragged in her wake, but it’s better than losing her in a crowd, because he literally might never find her again with how quickly she moves from one thing to the next.
who hogs
the blankets?
Koschei. But Fourteen doesn’t mind, because she’s already considered this scenario, and she has so many spare blankets stockpiled in impossible places in the TARDIS that there’d be enough to make the best blanket fort the cosmos has ever seen. (She’s going to convince him to do that, someday. Spend a day just building a blanket fort. He’s not done it yet, because he’s convinced if they do they won’t get to snuggle ‘cause she’ll be too busy reading.)
who gets
more sad?
Fourteen. She gets incredibly down in the dumps, to the point she literally scrapes the bottom of the abyss, refusing to move from the bed or even speak. It’s best for Koschei to just lie in bed with her, and whisper sweet nothings in her ear until she perks up.
who is
better at cheering the other up?
Koschei. He knows just what to do to make her smile again after a hard day. It’s a procedure called, ‘buy the Doctor a new book and let her ramble about how wonderful the penmanship is, at least pretending to be interested.’
who’s the
one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
Both. They’re both equally prone to their wonderful, however silly, joking. Sometimes they’ll even appreciate each other’s bad joking and not do the playful slapping at all.
who is
more streetwise?
Koschei. Fourteen’s a danger to herself, much of the time, after all.
who is
more wise?
Fourteen – have you heard her speak? She speaks like a world-weary elderly man, like Dumbledore or someone. She’d say that’s because she is one, at heart.
who’s the
shyest?
Fourteen. She can get painfully awkward. She’s a woman who’s either painfully obtuse or painfully awkward.
who boasts
about the other more?
Koschei. He likes to boast about her intelligence to anyone who’ll listen.
who sits
on who’s lap?
Fourteen often settles on his lap. (And reads. Much to his disappointment, because he’d wanted attention.)