itsjustkind:

｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ yourbestfriendkoschei:

The master’s smile froze, slipping into a rather fake one
as he kept eye contact with him.

“You would never know now, would you, At least i don’t get feathers stick in my hair, Do birds like to use it as a nest?”

“My hair doesn’t attract birds, actually. But if it did, all that would say is that my hair is nice, soft, and looks safe to birds searching for a place to stay. Hardly the worst insult, is it? At least my head is high up enough for birds to see. Yours is so low down it must be practically invisible.”

The Master had to hold himself back from swearing at him.
“Hmm, Perfect for hiding, while you,
with your lanky long arms are easy to spot, harder to get into the little places.. its why i win at hide and seek.” He shrugged.

“and also, You will also never be the perfect little spoon with that hight.” he comments with a smirk.