EVERY TIME

THE MASTER: I have the best idea ever! IMMA GONNA RULE THE WORLD!!!
THE DOCTOR: Your weird hybrid monsters are going to turn on you.
THE MASTER: Never. My plan is faultless. My plan is masterful. My plan is AMAZINGLY COMPLEX.
MONSTERS: *turn on THE MASTER*
THE MASTER: OH SHIT! HELP ME DOCTOR. HELP ME!
THE DOCTOR: You are the worst Frankenstein EVER. Like FML why are we friends.