“Wife, I have but one request for you… and it’s this. I want you, no matter what anyone says, to remember that…” he licked his lips.
“Riv- Melody Pond. I love you. Yes, one day I shall have to move on, mainly because the universe is cruel… but no matter what, you shall always be my wife… and it has come to my attention… that I never gave you this…”
The floppy haired idiot, pulls a black velvet box out of his pocket and held it out to the woman.
“Okay, so, We’re bloody tied up, My gun is across the room, the Room is locked up tighter then the queens bloody castle and you are our only hope of getting out of here… Have i missed anything?”