“Ya didn’t have ta get me anythin’! I hardly remember what age I’m celebratin’ these days anyway!”
“Like i care, i’m gonna give you the gift and you, are gonna like it.” Missy Smirked.
:Headcanon:
Simm got stabbed by missy, and He shot her (But not to death she could still regenerate) but, he didn’t go down in the lift, when he regenerated – he did a 10th doctor – season 4 thing, he directs the regeneration energy into Missy (seeing as she is him) and at the same time, saves Missy and gets to keephis own face!
Missy was bored, and when bored and not under the doctor’s ruling thumb, she could come up with great ways to entertain herself.
“…I think we should make all the landmarks on earth invisible…”
“I can only just imagine, the little humans faces as they panic… only to become confused when they realise that they haven’t gone anywhere… then they start to rush about trying to figure out how it happened and how to get them back to normal….” She cackled slightly at that thought.
“Dearest, I’m quite concerned to hear you in such a fluster.”
The Master places down his tea to listen to the whimsical sadism of his future face. His “concern” is of course facetious, for the moment she’s finished speaking, he smacks one palm to the other in a single clap of unmitigated praise.
“I’ve just the idea. Minute temporal displacement. Don’t tell me it came to you already, let me have a little credit for our genius.”
He stands and thrusts his teacup over his shoulder, clear off the balcony, and onto the head of an unsuspecting passer-by. He glances over his shoulder at the shriek of pain and alarm from below, unperturbed and faintly annoyed by the interruption.
“Anyway, attach a vortex manipulator always in active mode to each object, placing it in constant flux between one space time coordinate and the next–obviously, the same space coordinate, but a fractional second of a difference in time–and it will appear to vanish because it is moving on the Time Vortex indefinitely. Of course, the REAL trick is to get them all under the control of a universal remote. So that they all disappear at the same time.”
“Oh, alright, for it did come to you first and i only know because of you.” Missy smirked. “Plus, i was thinking more cloaking device, but your idea sounds even morechaotic. Bravo!” she clapped happily.
“Hmm, yes, that does sound like we need to do some experimenting.” And experimentation brought more chaos into the mix. “Then again, i had managed to do so with This…” She puts her little hand held device on the table.
“I frozeall of the earths planes in a simpletime stop, all at the same time, if i can activate a time stop with this, then don’t you think we just might be able to use it for the Displacement?”
Missy was bored, and when bored and not under the doctor’s ruling thumb, she could come up with great ways to entertain herself.
“…I think we should make all the landmarks on earth invisible…”
“I can only just imagine, the little humans faces as they panic… only to become confused when they realise that they haven’t gone anywhere… then they start to rush about trying to figure out how it happened and how to get them back to normal….” She cackled slightly at that thought.
//once my spoon levels stabilise again, I’m gonna rp missy… then again… like this post for a missy starter.
Missy!master: you are deeppink #FF1493 (x) Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can’t leave behind. You can influence others on days when you’re patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.
Your saturation level is high – you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you – either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don’t have much patience for people without your initiative.
Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
The Master holds his arms out to her, hoping she would accept the hug. “Come here… let’s have a real hug this time.”
It doesn’t take Missy long to decide that she’ll accept this real hug, and then step forward into his embrace. It’s quite nice. Theta hadn’t liked to hug, he said it was just a way to hide your face, so she didn’t get that kind of comfort even when she may well have needed it. And there’s no intent of betrayal hidden in this for her, now, and she’s halfway certain there’s none for him either.
He pulls his arms tightly around her, this time knowing it was a real hug and not a plot to kill him. His hands splayed on her back, making sure to give her as much comfort as he could.
“Oh what a mess Theta has made,” he murmured softly. “But don’t you worry my dear, ill help you, and you will be right as rain once again, not sure how long it will take, but i will be there to help you through it.”
Hello, ordinary person. Please maintain a minimum separation of three feet. I’m really trying not to kill anyone today, but it would be tremendously helpful if your major arteries were out of reach.
drapetxmaniia - The Urge to run away 