rpmemes-galore:

The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader  {Sentence Starters}

• “Please, let me hit him.”
• “You’re definitely dead.“
  
• “You are most beautiful.“
• “Ew, I’m infected with you!”
• “We have nothing, if not belief.“
  
• “What sort of creature are you?”
• “It’s my house, I’ll do as I please.“
• “He’s quite the complainer, isn’t he?“
  
• “Uh, why are you talking to that bird?“
  
• “Do you really believe in such a place?”
  
• “Will you come and visit us in our world?“
  
• “This place just gets weirder and weirder!“
• “It seems they’ve brought a pig with them.“
  
• “When I grow up, I want to be just like you.“
• “Now’s the time to be strong. Never give in.
• “That giant rat thing just tried to claw my face off!“
  
• “I want you to know… I think of you as my brother.”
  
• “I’m really getting tired of you all leaving me behind!“
• “I haven’t seen you lift a finger since we’ve been here.“
  
• “No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn’t do it, myself.”
  
• “I was merely trying to expel the water from your lungs.”
• “So, if there are no wars to fight, then why are we here?“
  
• “It talked! Did you see? Did anyone just hear that? It talked!“
  
• “You know, extraordinary things happen to extraordinary people.“
  
• “Speaking of food, you don’t know where I could get any, do you?“
• “I found them under your bed! And you know what? I licked every one of them.“
  
• “To defeat the darkness out there, you must defeat the darkness inside yourself.“
  
• “See, that’s what happens when you read all those fanciful novels and fairytales.”
• “It sort of hurt, but… it was a good pain. You know, like when you pull a thorn from your foot.“
  

berrybird:

• i’m always scaring you on accident because 1) i walk silently 2) you never see me coming because i’m literally over a foot shorter than you 3) you just really don’t pay any attention to anything below chin level do you 
• you always put things on the top shelves because that’s pretty much eye level to you and so you think it makes sense but exCUSE ME, IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED YET I’M ACTUALLY THE SIZE OF A SEVENTH GRADE CHILD AND WHY ARE YOU PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELVES THAT’S BASICALLY A DIFFERENT ATMOSPHERIC LAYER TO ME YOU SENTIENT TREE
• “how tall are you even??” “like six seven i think, idk” “what the fuck” 
• i have to stand on a chair to be intimidating when i yell at you and you always start laughing at how ridiculous i look and damn it your cuTE LAUGH ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ME LESS ANGRY STOP HUGGING ME PUT ME DOWN I’M STILL MAD AT YOU
• everyone seems to expect me to be some evil angry midget because i’m so short but i’m actually really chill, it’s my tall friend over there who’s pretty much satan 
• stop being a snarky salt lord or i will elbow you in the crotch with no regrets. that’s what you get for being tall and an asshole. 
• this is really awkward because i swear i know what your face looks like but i always recognize you by the top of your head and today you wore a hoodie/hat/coat so i was looking for you for about half an hour before you took off the hood/hat and i realized who you were

rp-ask-memes:

all of this ANGST lately – while nice – it’s getting a bit OLD. I want your character to try their best and make mine feel super loved. give them ALL you’ve got. make them blush like crazy and CRY because they’ve never heard such beautiful things before. do it. I dare you.

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justrpmemesandmusings:

• “I thought I told you to kill him/her?”
• “You have blood on your cheek.”
• “The prisoner is yours before the sun comes up.”
• “Please, can I kill them?”
• “No! You can’t kill this one!”
• “I need your help. The body’s too heavy.”
• “I don’t know why I stay with you?”
• “Are you fucking stupid?!”
• “Didn’t I tell you to take care of them?”
• “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.”
• “God! You couldn’t have picked a skinnier person to kill?”
• “I’ll get the mop!”
• “I’ll get the saw.”
• “You know the drill.”
• “You lure them in and I’ll knock ‘em out.”
• “We kill people and then we fuck. It’s our thing.”
• “I lure them in and you knock ‘em out.”
• “Do I have blood on my face?”
• “I thought you said you were going to clean up the mess?!”
• “This is your mess, you clean it up.”
• “Let’s keep him/her for a few days.”
• “The cops are coming.”
• “They’re going to find out it’s us eventually.”
• “We’re like Bonnie and Clyde.”
• “I’ve been shot.”
• “It’s not bad! You’re gonna make it! You just gotta stay awake.”
• “Please don’t leave me.”
• “We’ll stick to our story.”
• “I’ll take the life in prison/death penalty. I won’t let you go to jail.”
• “You’re my Bonnie.”
• “I’m your Clyde.”
• “Was it worth it? All this blood?”
• “Yeah. It was a good time.”
• “I’ll see ya on the other side.”

lettucedoathing:

• “The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”
• “You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”
• “We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”
• “I made some cocoa and got engaged.”
• “I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”
• “You squashed my favourite Beatles!”
• “We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”
• “No one mentioned cutting throats.”
• “I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”
• “I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”
• “You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”
• “Have you thought up some clever plan?”
• “I’m going to bung a rock at it.”
• “People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”
• “Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”
• “Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”
• “I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”
• “Great jumping gobstobbers!”
• “You, sir, are a nitwit.”
• “Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”
• “… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”
• “You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”
• “Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”
• “Do they have mice in Atlantis?”
• “I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”
• “Would you like a jelly baby?”
• “You’re standing on my scarf.”
• “Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”
• “Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”
• “You’re just a mouth on legs.”
• “Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”
• “I speak treason fluently.”
• “It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”
• “A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”
• “I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”
• “We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”
• “You’re bonkers.”
• “Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”
• “Are you trying to be funny?”
• “Absence makes the nose grow longer.”
• “A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”
• “Every dogma has its day.”
• “Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”
• “Time and tide melts the snowman.”
• “One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”
• “Do me a favour and drown yourself.”
• “You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”
• “Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”
• “These shoes! They fit perfectly!”
• “Am I being abducted?”
• “Go to hell, sir.”
• “Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”
• “I came first in jiggery pokery.”
• “I failed hullabaloo.”
• “What the Shakespeare is going on?”
• “I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”
• “Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”
• “Are you my mummy?”
• “That is textbook enigmatic.”
• “They think I’m in drag!”
• “Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”
• “I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”
• “I’m going to report you for… madness!!”
• “I point and laugh at archaeologists.”
• “Please desist from striking me.”
• “I was promised tea!”
• “Have you got space teeth?!”
• “A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”
• “Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”
• “Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”
• “I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one!”

ferrariius:

quotesandbandsugh:

scotchymemes:

TWD 8×05 – The Big Scary U | Sentence Starters

I no longer fear death.
What I fear is a fruitless death.
These cakes are made from scratch by yours truly.
You don’t need to explain yourself over and over again.
I don’t like killing people any more than you do.
If you kill the right people at the right time, everything falls in place.
If you kill one, you could be saving hundreds more.
Tell me where to go and what to do and I’ll make it happen.
I think you’re a thin-dicked politician, threading the needle with your thin dick.
People are a resource.
People are the foundation of what we are building here!
Who the hell do you think you’re talking to?!
Are you confused about who we are?
Are you confused about who’s in charge?
We kill the right people in the wrongest way possible and we make them all watch!
Your friend (…) is an asshole.
There had to be some reason why I did what I did.
I don’t have shit to confess.
We have to assume (…) is dead.
They have snipers all around the building.
Someone in here made everything out there happen.
The right kind of rat can kill plenty of people.
We keep what’s ours and we don’t give up a damn thing!
We’re going to find that subhuman coward who did this to us and we’re going to kill him!
Let’s make today the best today it can be.
You can use your weaknesses to drive your strengths.
I’m going to make you my new special project.
You killed my people when they were sleeping?
I haven’t killed anyone who didn’t need it.
There are people in there who aren’t fighters!
There’s a plan and everyone’s sticking to it.
A lot of our people are dead, (…).
We make it inside, we live.
I can just kill you, but that’s not what I want.
I’ve killed before but that’s not my greatest sin.
What you did, that’s some horrible, cowardly, spineless shit.
Anyone else want a bullet? Anyone?!