five-guns-days:

First Doctor: Badass Grandpa

Second Doctor: Flute playing fixes literally everything

Third Doctor: Messy hair don’t care

Fourth Doctor: Dat Scarf Tho *aggressively bites lower lip*

Fifth Doctor: looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll

Sixth Doctor: Sin-amon roll

Seventh Doctor: My spoon tricks bring all the boys to the yard

Eight Doctor: “What do you mean ONLY one?”

War Doctor: “War…….War Never Changes”

Ninth Doctor: Sasstronaught

Tenth Doctor: Cutie with a Booty

Eleventh Doctor: “I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how overtly awesome I am”

Twelfth Doctor: Badass Grandpa II: Revenge of the Eyebrows